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I'm captain Ivan.
We have been here in the space for five years.
We are the last communist cosmonauts looking for a planet that will take the Red Machine.
This has been a long journey, and there's no end in sight.
Lietenaunt Kaprov is ready to go home, but we can't go home.
We are almost out of space gasoline. We're out of blinis and caviar. We have no stroganoff anymore either.
Luckily we have tons of gabbage, but our cook says he have heart attack if he must boil another gabbage.
Only this Internet connection keeps us alive. We can surf porn and we even have one woman in ship,
so we don't have to jerk off alone.
Here's 20 photos of Mia masturbating with banana (she should ate it as it was the last one we had).
Enjoy the pics and after that check our sponsors.
As I told you our space gasoline is ending. We need more.
There is space gasoline station at Alpha 69 but they only sell by cash.
If all you horny surfers who visit this site join to our sponsor's excellent Russian porn sites,
we can buy space gasoline and continue our journey. We trust you, tavaritshs!
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