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You know that vampire dude Count Drakkula that came from Transsexualsylvania to New York?
Well, I met her daughter last night at the graveyard. How can vampire have a daughter, you ask?
Beats me, guys, but believe me, I have never seen sexier vampire in my life.
We fucked like rabbits the whole night. Of course she had to vanish before the sunlight.
You know, that sunlight thing is kind of a life waster to vampires, right?
I'm still tired after that fuck marathon. Shit, those two holes in my neck started to itch...
Anyway, guys, if you don't believe me, I have photos to prove it.
Of course I cannot took photos of me fucking that vampire lady, because I was fucking her at that time,
and I cannot photo myself and fuck at the same time, right? But I took photos before. So, if you still don't believe me after seeing those photos,
go to graveyard just after midnight yourself. If you dare, of course...
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